
Well, in case you haven't shopped for me yet, I have finally decided what I want for Christmas. It's called SWORDS and it's a robot. I hear they're hard to get though. I did get a picture of one in case you're out shopping and you happen to see one. It has a machine gun that can hit a target 3,000 feet away. Hmm, maybe a good replacement for my home security system. Make sure nobody takes my stuff. Oh, and now I've read that there are 3 of them in Iraq. More to come too. I wonder how long until our local police force is replaced by SWORDS. We ain't seen nothin' yet. Stand by. Stay tuned. Be safe. Have fun! Merry Christmas.



